dirtgirl1999:

me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*

me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck

fashionemerald:

Naomi Campbell

lloydtheabstrac:

*prays for a great 2019*

daveydiscoballs:

chiveburger:

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m good at absolutely nothing 

dailytweets: